Jonathan Kepke: Blog Virgin Again
By jonathan ~ February 3rd, 2009. Filed under: Uncategorized, dance, geek, history, magic.
Great News Everyone!
About a week or two ago I posted my first blog on the Boneless Children webpage.
I called it “Jonathan Kepke: Blog Virgin”.
Since it was my first time, the name seemed appropriate.
Since then, honestly, nothing has been going very well for me.
There is a heaviness in routine movement.
A cloak of negative forces.
A shadow of shame.
I thought it was the right thing to do at the time.
…and maybe even if it wasn’t the “right” thing to do, it was certainly “fun”…
Right?
But the dark cloud must eventually lift.
And, like I said, Great News Everyone!
I have just learned that it doesn’t matter that I have already posted a blog.
Or posted this one since then.
As long as I believe hard enough, and promise it won’t happen again, it didn’t, and isn’t.
All I have to do is take a Virginity Pledge!
What a fucking relief.
So, this never happened.
Sorry.
I know you had fun, and I guess I did too.
But I am simply not ready yet.
My virginity is all I have.
I hope you understand.
We can still hang out!
Jonathan Kepke
